Four New Developments

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Oct 4, 2009 8:50:46 GMT -5 kgooglog said:

LeBron is the only reason why I do not think Duhon will be a bad piece for us. In fact, I like Chris way better than Mo Williams, who simply pulled a Starks on the Cavs in last season's play-offs. Duhon does have a good three-point shot and yes, he had a terrific first half of the year. I was disappointed in Chris' second half breakdown, only because he followed the Rod Strickland Conditioning Program, which included a babe on each arm and 4 to 5 hot dogs per night as well as a Molsons ale. This is fine when you are in semi-retirement, but Chris was the starting PG. I think he learned his lesson, unlike one 317 pound Plantarosuaras who still hangs onto his $11,000,000 contract as he misses the rest of training camp.

Why couldn't Curry have kept his training staff past 8/31/09? This was yet another sign of the guy's motivation. He loses 40 pounds with these trainers, and loses 1 pount in the 2 months since their contract with him expired. Then he sprains a muscle which human beings do not even have in their DNA and grows a tail.

BREAKING NEWS: According to Mark Berman's source, Eddy Curry, Knicks center of attention, has just laid an egg. Curry reportedly scrambled it and ordered 5 pounds of home fries for his first of five breakfasts. Mike D'Antoni defended the beleagured and maligned pivotman, saying that "Eddy just doesn't FIT into our locker-room or game plan." Donnie Walsh reportedly has ended the search for Knicks defensive specialist, Jared Jeffries, who was last seen with Curry and former Knicks Jerome James and Clarence Weatherspoon last week at an undisclosed parking lot, awaiting the grand opening of Trader Joe's. Walsh said that Curry, James, and Weatherspoon were reportedly having Jeffries "over for dinner".

Hilarious Ken. Jeffries might be a little too lean for those 3 "weathergirls". I think they'd prefer to snack on Kirstie Alley