Post by garyd on Dec 23, 2009 10:28:02 GMT -5
D’Antoni and Walsh: dual e-book readers with synchronized page turners so that they can be on the same page more often than not.
Gallinari-an electric egg beater so that he can maintain his new hairdo, and a real rooster to wake him up before each game to prevent his normal sleepwalk in the first quarters.
Wilson “scratchpad” Chandler-a new skin transplant to allow him to start a new group of tattoos, or at least rent on Larry “notepad” Hughes to extend his tattoo portfolio.
Nate Robinson- to understand that D’Antoni did not see the Italian movie “La dolce vita” and celebrating on court to him is like an Italian Salute.
Mike D’Antoni- A remembrance that LeBron James likes to dance on court and may need a dance partner like Nate or Dancing Harry. And to remember that numbers go beyond 7-8. Together now-Uno, duo, tre, ….
Jarred Jeffries- gets a seat in the key and a flak jacket to ease all those charges from opponents.
General David Lee- gets a long term contract for this “glue” guy with a no trade to Gettysburg if they ever get an NBA team. Lees don’t battle well there.
Jordan Hill- A haircut to get rid of the dreadlocks and maybe D’Antoni will wake up and not mistake you for Renaldo Balkman.
Al Harrington- gets a contract to bottle all that energy, and make a mint selling it to me and others on this board.
Duhon- gets a reliable backup PG that allows him to play ball in shorter bursts than 40 minutes a game.
Toney Douglas- See Duhon regarding extended backup PG role.
Lebron James- Get instant update to all the Yankee trades, his favorite baseball team. NY needs you!
To all of us a Great Christmas (I’m a traditionalist) and start with a win versus Dwayne Wade and his Tepid Temperatures.
Gary
Gallinari-an electric egg beater so that he can maintain his new hairdo, and a real rooster to wake him up before each game to prevent his normal sleepwalk in the first quarters.
Wilson “scratchpad” Chandler-a new skin transplant to allow him to start a new group of tattoos, or at least rent on Larry “notepad” Hughes to extend his tattoo portfolio.
Nate Robinson- to understand that D’Antoni did not see the Italian movie “La dolce vita” and celebrating on court to him is like an Italian Salute.
Mike D’Antoni- A remembrance that LeBron James likes to dance on court and may need a dance partner like Nate or Dancing Harry. And to remember that numbers go beyond 7-8. Together now-Uno, duo, tre, ….
Jarred Jeffries- gets a seat in the key and a flak jacket to ease all those charges from opponents.
General David Lee- gets a long term contract for this “glue” guy with a no trade to Gettysburg if they ever get an NBA team. Lees don’t battle well there.
Jordan Hill- A haircut to get rid of the dreadlocks and maybe D’Antoni will wake up and not mistake you for Renaldo Balkman.
Al Harrington- gets a contract to bottle all that energy, and make a mint selling it to me and others on this board.
Duhon- gets a reliable backup PG that allows him to play ball in shorter bursts than 40 minutes a game.
Toney Douglas- See Duhon regarding extended backup PG role.
Lebron James- Get instant update to all the Yankee trades, his favorite baseball team. NY needs you!
To all of us a Great Christmas (I’m a traditionalist) and start with a win versus Dwayne Wade and his Tepid Temperatures.
Gary
